The Ugly Orange Nation as it Currently Stands

Special shout out to the Alaskans in 1 degree weather reading about Florida along with the 2 German people.

P.S.- The Alaskan person is probably the ones who are also using Windows P.C as well. Hey Steve Jobs' replacement CEO, set my man in Alaska up with an Apple store or an iPad or something. 

This Cal bro just put a beat down on a Rubik cube right in Bill Waltons face piece.

(LINK TO YOUTUBE VIDEO HERE)

Going beast mode on a Rubik's cube right on TV during a college basket ball game screams "I go to California with a 19.3 GPA."

P.s- J.P, I'm gonna dominate you one day once I figure out how the witch craft behind a Rubik's Cube. You know who you are.

Does This Look Like The Face of a Guy Who Stole $342 Worth of Cat Food to Sell It to a Friend Who Has a Bazillion Cats?

Pinellas County, Florida -- A man stole a large amount of cat food from Walmart that he said he planned to sell to his friend with 300 cats.
Officers responded to the Walmart on Us Highway 19 North in Clearwater to investigate a shoplifting case involving cat food. Loss prevention staff had detained James Lawlor for loading up a shopping cart full of cat food and then walking to his car without paying. 
Lawlor explained to officers that he had done this in the past and that he steals the cat food to sell in what he calls "hustling." Lawlor also said he has a friend with 300 cats and he sells the food to him and others. Lawlor was arrested and transported to the Pinellas County jail charged with one count of Grand Theft.

Ahh Florida. Beautiful girls in bikinis, great weather when the rest of the world is facing a desolate winter, our great tourist locations to spend time with friends and family. Oh and whats that? O yes, the occasional Wal-Mart story that makes us look a lawless society.

Now I'm not a tough guy street thug but I have to imagine stealing cat food from Wal-Mart to "hustle" to your buddy with 300 cats is quite low on the thug life totem pole. Kinda sad that this guy even got caught cause I'll tell you what, I honestly, If I saw this go down, wouldn't even realize he stole copious amounts of cat food. Its such a mad house at Wal-Mart that some one can probably can steal things in a blink of an eye. There's so many kids crying and people running around and shopping carts squeaking that it takes some serious focus on one man to actually observe a guy walk out with a mountain of Fancy Feast without assuming he didn't pay. Whatever man, that's just the thug life I guess.

P.s. Your friend with 300 cats is a loser.

Bob Costas' Eye Got Straight Up Sochi'd

So last night they showed some of the Figure skating from the Olympics. First things first, "Ed Lee you loser what were you doing watching figure skating?" Hey guess what guys, its the Olympics. It's not about figure skating guys in tights, Its about the figure skater dude in tights representing America. Now that I hushed all you haters out there, lets get back on topic.

(Source USATODAY)- “Bear with me for a moment as I spare my friends in the press office countless inquiries. I have no choice to go all Peabody and Sherman on you for the next couple of nights since I woke up this morning with my left eye swollen shut and just about as red as the old Soviet flag. According to the NBC doctors here, it’s some kind of minor infection which should resolve itself by the weekend. If only all my issues would resolve themselves that quickly, but that’s another story.”

Sochi, such a mad house over there apparently. First off, Costas thinking no one would notice his eyes by putting on glasses that he never wore before is such a bold move you gotta respect it. Its like an "I just got a bad haircut so I'm gonna cover up this disaster with a hat" move x10. Second point, Bob Costas looks great in those glasses. Don't understand what it is about some people with glasses. Ups there sophistication level. Its like the Jake Jarmel look from Seinfeld. Everyone wants to look like Costas now probably.  Stick with the look Bobby, you look awesome.

P.s.- Weird Haircut City, population this Russian figure skating bro. 

Double P.s- Live Look at the Sochi Bathroom Situation. (Kidding but potentially not cause all that I've been hearing about Sochi is the disastrous bathroom situation)

Photo from @StoolMilmore on twitter.

Panthers Talk

Okay so some good and bad we got to go over here. Lets take a look at how the weeks been so far for the cats.

 

The Panthers are seriously one of the most 50/50 team in the league. The huge talk of the panthers has been the Leafs and Wings this whole season. We've seen back to back heroics from the panthers when it came to these 2 teams. 3 out of 5 times we put up an unreal game against the Red Wings and Leafs.

Now lets take a look at what was awesome about the Leafs game.

(from Youtube)

 Love it. My man Johnny Huberdeau finally throwing down the gloves! All the guys out there who don't watch hockey cause its "a Canadian sport", take a hike. What happens in football when there's the slightest confrontation? A 10 yard penalty. Last time there was any confrontation in the NBA its either a Lebron flop or Ron Artest just lobbing chairs into the stands. Hockey you get the quiet young rising star throwing punches and dropping a player from one of the most reputable teams in the NHL. It wasn't my defender Guddy, not the feisty Upshall, it was the center Huberdeau. It was reminiscent of a young Logan Couture minus the whole "falling down so the refs can stop this fight cause im not a brawler" move in the end.

Now for the bad. I'm just not gonna go over last nights game...Don't need that kinda negative energy right now, We got the Hurricanes tonight, so hopefully, we take the W before the Olympic break. Besides, I'm kinda buddy buddy with Pavel Datsyuk so I let the Red Wings slide.

The Ugly Orange

Welcome people of the Ugly Orange Nation! My name is Ed Lee and this here is the Ugly Orange. The purpose of this blog is to serve all you who are bored out there on the Internet. More specifically for my Intro to marketing class located at Full Sail University, but that’s neither here nor there. Now a lot of new faces that aren’t so familiar with the Florida lifestyle, this is for you. For people that realize how weird Florida can be, this is for you. For all the guys out there interested in sports, this is for you*. So if you couldn’t tell by now, this is a Florida news sports lifestyle blog. We got so many big colleges and sports teams like Dolphins and Panthers that we’ve constantly got stories ranging from the young and the old. We try to bring the funny and things I like that hopefully you guys like as well. We sprinkle in some current events and some hot topics. But we’re here to connect with all the people in Florida that hasn’t let the heat get to them. So ladies and gentleman, this is The Ugly Orange. You’re daily dose of Vitamin C and the occasional weird Wal-Mart story.

*-I don’t know ANY real statistics on sports so take those with a massive grain of salt. Go Panthers!

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